Mystery entrepreneur, king of sleep

Friends, every great entrepreneur has a great story to tell.  We believe this firmly at Pine Magazine, and will continue to believe it until we lay down in our death bed.  We’ve heard from some of the mattress greats, most recently the infamous Philip Krim of Casper.  We’ve started in the modern day, with those revolutionizing the industry today, and will soon delve back into the history to perhaps the greatest all-time entrepreneur, the inventor of the bed.  However as time goes on and on, we must nominate the greatest sleep entrepreneur of all time.

Slumber Sage King of Sleep

Yes, there are many options available.  And as we narrow down our selection to one winner, we are devastated to tell you that this man is a mystery.  That the very person who brings so much knowledge to the world regarding sleep methods and sleep products is in fact a true unknown.  This man is a great, a legend, a true visionary, and we only know him as the Slumber Sage.

Are you a side sleeper?  He’s got the info.  Looking at a Saatva Mattress?  Yup, he’ll fill you in on everything you need to know.  Sleeping bags?  Inflatable beds?  Adjustable mattresses?  Sleeping pills?  It’s all in his warehouse.  The man is not an adviser, he’s an institution.  And America thanks him for his contribution.  There would be a lot more restlessness in this world without him.